I know someone who can...

I know someone who can
do a handstand.
I know someone who can
do the bridge.
I know someone who can
do a cartwheel.
I know someone who can
make their tongue touch their nose.
I know someone who can
throw peanuts and miss them with their mouth.
I know someone who can
swim backwards and hit the wall.
I know someone who can
stay under water for two minutes.
I know someone who can  
stare at a scary movie.
I know someone who can  
freestyle the whole length of the pool.
I know someone who can
climb up very high in the tree.
I know someone who can
stay on face book a very long time.
I know someone who can
buy lots of Nike shoes.
And that someone is
ME!

Chevy